Hey, everybody, I. P. Freeley!
Hey, everybody, I need a Jock Strap.
Is there an Al Coholic here?
I wanna see Oliver Klose-off.
I wanna Seymour Butts.
C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?

source for all calls is an album called
          ``The Tube Bar''